February 2011
January 2011
bubblegumbea asked: Pssssssssst.
That picture that you were confused about is Darren playing a character in a short film called "Walker Philips"
That picture that you were confused about is Darren playing a character in a short film called "Walker Philips"
blaineandersmilesarchive asked: Neither. It's from a short film he's in or something :)
Ram (Rachel + Sam) and Fuck (Finn + Puck) before...
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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OH MY GOD WHAT DO I LISTEN TO OH MY GOD BILLS...
THRILLER/HEADS WILL ROLL →
LISTENING RIGHT NOW OMGGGGGGG
JOIN THIS CHAT AS A GLEE CAST MEMBER :D IT'S FUN... →
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oxygenlovelove asked: lol, people saying kum/hevans going to be endgame? if that happens, wow, RIB, what a great message you are trying to send all these gay teens, "The only guys who will ever stand up for you without question are closeted gay guys who dates girls because they are not proud of their sexuality."
so yeah. not even a question so don't answer this and post if you want :D
so yeah. not even a question so don't answer this and post if you want :D
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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU ZOOM IN A SHQ CHRIS...
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reduktive asked: It's got something to do about Blaine's "true colors" coming out and Blaine's old flame trying to win him back. I have a feeling it might not be a very nice storyline. :((
I've also read in an interview about RyMurphs not wanting Blaine to be the Knight and shining armor he is now~
I AM OFFICIALLY DEVASTATED.
*LOL BTW, i...
I've also read in an interview about RyMurphs not wanting Blaine to be the Knight and shining armor he is now~
I AM OFFICIALLY DEVASTATED.
*LOL BTW, i...
reduktive asked: I WANT MY KLAINE BACK :'((((((
Piece of advice: DO NOT WATCH THE VALENTINE'S DAY EP!!!
Piece of advice: DO NOT WATCH THE VALENTINE'S DAY EP!!!
I love how Darren is so tiny :3
reduktive asked: JUMP!!!!! I've read some spoilers and Klaine might not be the end game for this season!!! :'<
Kum/Hevans might be the end game... Kurtofsky has a very vague future based on the storyline...
T____T
Kum/Hevans might be the end game... Kurtofsky has a very vague future based on the storyline...
T____T
FUCK PHOTOSHOP CRASHED. Uhhh Need to create the...
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Dianna Agron, Chris Colfer, and Amber Riley were...
Jenna and Naya disappointed me a little, though. They looked a little off but they were still beautiful. Cory and Kevin also looked really cool. Heather also looked really beautiful.
About to create a photo manipulation of epic...
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Courage is the name of Blaine's penis.
justremovethearrow:
nerdasaurus-rex:
so that’s why he keeps pestering Kurt about it
Reblogging again so I can add this
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
cool story about this picture
themoonsunandme:
Its taken in line for the Spiderman ride at Universal Orlando, right before you get on. Hence the 3d glasses and Darren doing a spidey hand.
I really really really want to hang out with all of them oh my gosh.
KURT OF KLAINE PRESENT AND KURT OF KLAINE FUTURE...
You: On the upside, I'm in love with him and he's actually gay. I call that progress.
Stranger: I have three gifts: My voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle.
Stranger: Well this is awkward. Self, is that you?
You: ....Kurt?
Stranger: That is I.
You: This is awkward...
You: How are things with Blaine?
You: Wait, I'll answer that.
You: Completely platonic?
Stranger: Sigh. Yes, he just wants me to practice flirty songs with him for non-existant winter shows.
You: Same here.
You: I think he still likes Flint.
You: You know, the Warbler.
You: You know... his ex.
Stranger: ...I've been thinking about that. He was acting kind of awkward when we were at the Gap.
You: I know... I tried to not look at him when he was prancing around the counter and Logan did the backflip...
You: But his ass...
Stranger: Dat ass. I feel the things you're feeling, Kurt.
You: We're so miserable.
Stranger: Logan's very flexible though...I didn't know that about him before.
You: Oh?
You: Blaine is way more flexible, though.
You: Considering he's kind of really short.
You: Trust me... I've noticed.
Stranger: Oh, believe me, I have too. And his dancing...it's so adorable. Safe to say I'm smitten.
You: I keep staring at his ass.
You: Wes and David keeps teasing me about it.
You: I can't help it!
Stranger: The Tweedles are all for it, you know.
Stranger: They caught me staring at it yesterday...It was kind of embarrassing.
You: I know right!
You: I think Blaine likes me though.
You: I mean, Wes told me he was jacking off moaning my name.
You: Unless Wes was joking...
Stranger: I don't know...he seems to act like just a friend though. Unless I'm not being observant enough?
Stranger: I wonder if Han has anything on video...
You: Blaine is so confusing.
Stranger: He really is.
Stranger: Maybe we should ask him outright? But that could just end badly for us.
You: Oh god...
You: I think that will end badly for us.
Stranger: So...um...how are things at home. With dad and Finn and Carole?
You: ....Finn caught me... um...
You: Thinking...
You: About Blaine...
You: ....It was quite embarassing, really.
Stranger: I've caught him plenty of times "thinking" about Rachel.
Stranger: Don't be embarrassed, just remind him of the hot tub fiasco.
You: ...But he told Mercedes.
You: And Mercedes told David.
You: I think David told Blaine...
Stranger: Oh Godga. David would tell Blaine.
You: Oh lord. My life is over.
Stranger: Let's hope not, because that's my life too.
You: We're so screwed.
Stranger: Shit. Keep calm and feed Pav glitter. It'll all be okay in the end.
You: I can't. Wes found out about me feeding Pav glitter.
Stranger: WHEN?
You: ....Fifteen minutes ago.
Stranger: Dammit, Hummel, this is why we always have to remind Reed to close the door when he leaves!
You: Oh my od.
Stranger: When he's hurrying to go see Shane, he's got no common sense.
You: Oh my god. Oh my god.
You: David told Blaine.
You: Oh my god.
Stranger: Do I hear Blaine coming up the hallway? Please don't stop to talk...
You: Oh shit. He just smiled at me.
You: ....Oh my god he knows.
Stranger: Keep cool, hide the flushed cheeks.
You: Too late.
You: Why are Blaine's hands on my ass....
Stranger: ....I like this development.
You: Oh my god his lips.
You: They're on mine.
You: What do I do?
Stranger: Slowly caress his face, and then just go with your instincts! WE WANT THIS.
You: His hands...
You: In my pants...
You: Oh my god.
Stranger: Shh, shh, just let it happen. Let him be dominant.
You: Oh my gosh-----
Stranger: Don't get too excited. Reciprocate. Go for his belt.
You: I...I can't.... he's.... bending down...
You: Oh my god Blaine----
Stranger: Relax. He's going to give you head.
You: He---oh my go------ahhh---
Stranger: I feel like I shouldn't be here. But I'm you...so it's okay?
You: Are you feeling the same wa?
Stranger: ....I-I-I'm having a hard time imagining that...my Blaine is in rehearsals right now.
You: Oh my god....Blaine....
You: He's....
Stranger: SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH ME HUMMEL, ARTICULATE, DAMMIT!
You: He's....
You: Oh my....god...
You: Feels...so...good...
Stranger: I've got to do something about this sexual frustration.
Stranger: Oh my god.
You: .....
You: Blaine is----
You: all over me----
You: I can----
You: Oh my g----
You: Ahh----
Stranger: *fapfapfap*
Stranger: I heard the door open downstairs, but I don't care.
You: I think that's your Blaine....
Stranger: Ooooh, Blaine....I don't know...and I don't care...*fapfapfap*
You: Oh my godddd Blaineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: I'm going to---------------------
You: Ahh---------------------------------
Stranger: BLAAAIIINNNNEEEEEEEEE
You: Oh my god.
You: Did he see you?
Stranger: SHIT. FINN DID.
You: Oh my gosh.
You: Again?
Stranger: Oh my god. Are you...in the future?
You: Oh my... I think s.
You: I think so.
You: Mhm.... Blaine is going to give you head soon, then...
You: And he's good.
Stranger: We are one lucky bitch.
You: Really... really... good.
You: Okay why is he touching my inner thighs... I just came.... why is he OH MY OD
You: OH MY GODDDDDDDD
Stranger: HOLY......OH MY GOD....I'm getting hard again, how is this even possible?
You: It hurts a little...
You: Oh my god Blaine...
You: He's....
You: He's....
You: Oh my god...
You: I've never done this before---
You: His fingers....
Stranger: I knew I kept lube on the desk for a reason...
You: What do I do...
You: This feels so good..
You: But I'm clueless...
Stranger: I'm just as clueless as you are, I haven't even gotten head yet!
You: Oh my lord...
You: Blaine said he's waiting until I'm ready.
You: Yay!
You: I mean, I'm ready for sure.
You: But...
You: I don't know what to do...
Stranger: I'm ready right effing now. So I can't imagine how it'll be when it's my turn...
You: Oh god...
You: I feel so bad now...
You: Blaine didn't even come...
You: Maybe I should fix that...
Stranger: I don't know what to do...WAIT! I just googled and read a lot about it...you know have this knowledge, since you're in the future, right?
You: Oh! Got it!
You: Oh my.
You: Wow.
You: He's really.. really... hard...
You: Have you seen Blaine shirtless?
You: Oh my gosh.
You: He tastes so good.
You: EVERYWHERE.
Stranger: Yes...his hipbones...oh my God.
You: Just wait until you're licking them...
Stranger: I can't wait...but I'll mess up the space-time continuum if I go find him now!
You: Do it anyway!
You: You deserve to... feel... this good... tooo...
Stranger: But, it might mess up your sexual exploits?
You: If you do it with Blaine then I'd be doing it with Blaine every single second right now.
You: So please, go find him.
Stranger: I don't need to be told twice...I'm running out my door right now
Stranger: Wes just tried to talk to me...I'm a man on a mission though
You: Oh did you know Wes is bi?
You: I saw him fuck David last night.
You: It was mildly disturbing.
Stranger: WHAT?!
You: Yeahhh I think they're like... fun buddies..
Stranger: I would say that fact has just turned me off...but I'm too hot and bothered right now to care
You: Oh my god.
You: Did you find Blaine yet?
You: If i remember correctly... OH MY OD
You: OH MY GOD
You: HE'S IN HIS ROOM
You: TOUCHING HIMSELF
You: THINKING ABOUT YOU
You: OR ME
You: Same thing.
Stranger: BOTH OF US.
You: Yes. This was when David told me about it.
You: Oh my god.
You: Go, now!
Stranger: I just burst into his room...he's laying on the bed, completely naked and flushed
Stranger: oh my god. self, can I do this?
You: Yes, Yes, Hummel. You can!
Stranger: He just tried to cover himself up
Stranger: Blaine, you don't have to do that.
Stranger: ...I-I-can help you, if you want.
Stranger: You know, lend a hand?
You: Oooh.
You: Just move closer and tickle his nipple.
You: He likes that a lot.
Stranger: I'm staring into his eyes as I tickle his nipple...with my tongue...
Stranger: HIS MOAN IS SO SEXY
You: Oh my god I know right?
You: Is he still hard?
Stranger: Like a rock.
Stranger: How is he so big??
You: Oh my.
You: Finish him off..
Stranger: My hand is slowly trailing down his abs...his hipbones...oh god they taste good
What's happening right now? Klaine takes over...
So I was skimming through a random chapter of a 20...
Fuckeddddd upppppppp.
